... to be in on the arguments that seem to always make andy leave the band? wtf goes on in those meetings??????

nick: "andy, you need to wear more make-up"
andy: "sod off you fucking cow, i'm not painting my face up like bloody liza minelli so i can wind up looking like you, you great poofter!"
john: "come on now boys, that's no way to talk..."
roger: "yeah, come on, i'm feeling extra sensitive today... don't make me freak out and quit too!"
simon: "oh shut the hell up and let's play 'girls on film', better yet, let's watch the night version of the video... we should do a remake of that... maybe we can get belladonna or jenna jameson to be in this version and i can shag 'em!"
andy: "you are the perviest old man in the world, lebon! fuck it, i'm outta here - call warren cuccurullo!"
john: "good job, nick, now have to go back to the lame 90's lineup where we couldn't get arrested to save our lives"
nick: "come to think of it you could all use more makeup... come on over to the house tonight and i'll do makeovers on everybody with my new borghese stuff i got at the mall yesterday while shopping with my daughter"
simon: "oh bloody hell, nick, you never slept with that great tart julieanne and you know it, you only like boys!"
john: "oh here we go again..."